Things That Have Lasted Longer Than The Confederacy

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-Pokémon Go

-Elementary School

-The McRib

-Early 2000s Fashion Trends

-Yogos

-Surge (the pop)

-Altoid Tangerine Sours

-3D Doritos

-Purple Ketchup

-Green Ketchup

-Dunkaroos

-Bath & Body Works Cucumber Melon lotion

-Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt’s Marriage

-Bath & Body Works Roll on Glitter

-Payless

-The average time it takes to gain a Bachelor’s degree

-Clackers

-Drake and Josh

-Puberty

-Teen People Magazine

-Mark Lemke’s Basketball Career

-Gossip Girl

-The Republic of Texas

-The King of Queens

-Nirvana

-My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

-Keeping Up With the Kardashians

-My Favorite Bar From HighSchool

-Marriage

-Justin Bieber

-Runescape

-The Lifetime of a Guinea Pig

-Prohibition

-Low Rise Jeans

-American Idol

-Side Swept Bangs

-America’s Next Top Model

-The Karen Haircut

-Jersey Shore

-Juicy Tracksuits

-Von Dutch Trucker Hats

-Tyra Banks’ Music Career

-MySpace

-Facebook

-My Middle School Gym Socks

-My Friendship With My Best Friend